Mumbai, MH-- On 10th May 2025, a 29 year old from Mumbai took the unprecedented step of spending her whole weekend horizontal in bed doing nothing in particular, not even pretending to meditate. For weeks before the day of incidence, friends report that she had been overdosing on motivational content of Ali Abdaal and Ankur Waikoo, and had been trying to effectively use her time between shitting and wiping her butt to work out her 4th side hustle that was going to provide her with her 3th source of passive income. Insiders claim that her breaking point came after she enrolled in a 15000 rupees course where they taught her how to set up a side hustle of convincing other people to pay for a side hustle course. On the morning of 10th may, after getting just two hours of sleep due to a late-night productivity webinar titled '5 AM is for Losers, Wake Up at 3', she glanced at her Notion dashboard, which featured a 42-item to-do list, 6 habit trackers, 4 mood journals, and a reminder to be mindful. Eyewitness report her clutching at her hair whispering 'Fuck this, I wanna die' as she yeeted her phone out of the room and dove back into her bed vowing to not move a muscle till Monday came along.
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