Bangalore, KA- In a historic victory that shook the roots of the vegetable world, the Potato has secured the gold medal in the 'Most Tasty Vegetable Ever' category at the 2040 India Olympics defeating a longtime rival Paneer at a nail biting match yesterday evening. The taste test was judged by a panel consisting of a five-year-old with ketchup on his face, a Mumbai auntie who brought her own chutneys, and a robot who claimed its taste buds were 'trained on Michelin-starred data'. The criteria were clear: crispiness, comfort potential, and emotional damage repair after a bad breakup. Potato scored a perfect 10 after being presented in four forms: aloo tikki, fries, vada pav and the mash filling you find inside a pani puri. The crowd erupted into applause as the humble Potato waddled onto the podium in a crisp golden jacket of fries, shedding starchy tears and whispering, 'Mash me, I’m dreaming.'
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