1. Tell her you're not craving the same old boring Dal and rice and want Chinese for lunch
2. Call her by her Government Name
3. Post 'She Ain’t Cook Like This Tho 😩👎' on Instagram with a photo of restaurant food
4. Tell her you spent your whole salary on a ₹35,000 Gucci belt
5. Casually mention you're dating a girl and plan to marry her as she sips her tea
6. Say 'Chill ma, why are mothers are always so dramatic' while she’s screaming about your dirty room
8. Tell her to stop watching Indian serials, they're dumb
9. Don’t tell her where you’re going before you leave the house
10.Tell her your friend Soumya's mother cooks the best biryani ever.
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