7 ways to avoid dying of a heatstroke this Summer without AC

 

1. Do the Ice bucket Challenge x3 Daily in the name of science

2. Snort Borosil Powder like its cocaine to calm the heat in your body

3. Hire a personal fanboy (literally) to fan you all the time like the kings and queens of the old

4. Buy an inflatable pool for your living room and work, sleep and attend zoom meetings from it

5. Pretend you are a yogi and roam around in a loincloth chanting 'Less Fabric, Less Sweat'

6. Live in the refrigerator with the vegetables as your neighbor and Leftover food in Tupperware boxes as your watchman

7. Decorate your house with blackout blinds and realize your final boss form of Edward Cullen 2.0