1. Chops off her waist length hair into a power bob because nothing screams 'I’m in control of my life' like impulsively shedding a decade of emotional baggage at a salon that charged her half of her rent.
2. Trauma dumps to a succulent named Shanti who despite being a literal plant provides more emotional support than all her friendships and also doesn't diss or laugh and make fun of her life choices.
3. Manically plans a Versailles-level 26th birthday bash, despite spending the last ten years ignoring the fact that she is getting old.
4. Seriously considers running off to a monastery to become a nun, not for the religion, but to run away from responsibility and the dread at her boss's phone call.
5. Creates a Vision Board where she’s a Forbes 30 under 30 cover girl, with a million dollar business right after a 3-hour Instagram spiral stalking her high school frenemy who just got into IIT and has abs.
6. Signs up for a 10-day silent meditation retreat, convinced that staring at a wall for a week will somehow cure her of her anxiety about the future.
7. Contemplate if she should marry the stranger chosen by her parents to at least have someone other than her parents who are legally bound to look after her.
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