Mumbai MH-- In a shocking revelation, insider sources from WhatsApp headquarters have confirmed what every Indian knows in her heart, that the company may be facing bankruptcy, all because Indian uncles and aunties refuse to stop the relentless spamming of their family WhatsApp groups with 'good morning' and 'goodnight' messages everyday. 'If it were just the text messages it would still be salvageable,' sighed the WhatsApp CTO while sipping his fourth stress induced espresso as they cleaned the overloaded servers, 'but no, every message also needs to be accompanied by a JPEG of a glittering flower, or the rising sun or Lord Krishna plying a flute with the Gopi's. Sometimes all three, and that too in HD'. Youth are also feeling the psychological toll of the above mentioned crises, especially around the time of their birthdays. 'My birthday was worse than a UN peacekeeping mission,' said 26-year-old Suman, who spent seven hours replying to a flood of ‘Happy Birthday beta’ texts that too individually. 'I muted the family WhatsApp group' he added, 'but I still get ambushed. I clicked a video titled 'Puppy Dancing' and ended up watching a CCTV footage of a dog getting hit by a bus, followed by the message, send this to 400 people or misfortune will strike.'
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