BANGALORE, KA -- On Tuesday at 7:00 p.m. eyewitness at the Dolly and Duke wedding, report seeing the 'No.1 MUA of Bangalore' breaking down in tears as she realized that it was the bride and not
her who was the most important part of the wedding and that the wedding
can in fact go on without her. 'It's kinda Crazy how the bride expected all of us to be punctual and arrive at least 4 hours before the wedding. Our philosophy as MUA's is why be early and waste time doing makeup at a slow and steady pace one step at time, when we can do the same shit at a breakneck speed racing against the clock. If the bride develops an ulcer from the stress of incessantly calling us to come fast and get her ready before the muhurtham, then she should try meditation. You know to calm her mind. '', said the fifth assistant to the 'No.1MUA of Bangalore', who confirmed that the makeup team arrived at the wedding hall exactly an hour before the wedding to a harried and an angry bride. It has now been revealed that the inciting incident at the center of the mental breakdown of the 'No.1 MUA of Bangalore' was the deranged bride, who was enraged at the cheap foundation that was used, which was the color of white paint leading the bride to look like Casper the friendly ghost from the neck up, who had put on a bright red lipstick with hot neon pink eyeshadow. 'How can the bride possibly know about what suits her and her features and her complexion even after being alive on this earth for 22 years. It is the responsibility of a capable, first-class MUA to cake enough makeup on the bride's face to the point where she wondered, if she was meeting a long-lost twin her parents didn't tell her about as she gazed into the mirror.' officials reported the MUA saying during the investigation. The breakdown of the 'No.1 MUA of Bangalore' was also exacerbated by the escalating unreasonable demands made by the bride, such as her request to remove everything and start the makeup again from scratch, reported the 2nd assistant to the MUA. On the other side, the bride's sister who was also present by the bride the entire time, reported that the situation became unsalvageable leading to the bride firing the MUA only after the MUA and her assistants made the bride cry by passing mean comments. 'Kids of today are
soo sensitive. I'm scared to say anything now a days because someone or the other gets offended by it. I only told her she should have lost some weight and managed her body before the wedding and applied lime juice on her face to lighten her skin tone. I was even gracious enough to invite her to my salon to thread the unibrow she had making her look like a geriatric school principal.' the exasperated No.1 MUA of Bangalore is reported saying to everyone who would listen.
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