Saturday, March 22, 2025

Netizens stunned to find out that when a fuckboi marries a gold-digger there are consequences.

Mumbai, MH- Netizens of Indian Social Networking Sites found themselves embroiled in a scintillating discourse about the lives and divorce of 2 people wholly unconnected to them on Friday afternoon after the news of the divorce of cricketer Yuzvendra Chahal broke out. 'It is unfair that Chahal is required to pay alimony of 4.75 crore to his wife. That poor 35-year-old man has been scammed by a cunning feminazi gold digger with a super tight pussy grip, and he doesn't even know it. It is our responsibility to save him. ', says a 13-year-old virgin who spent the whole afternoon masturbating to Andrew Tate's interviews after his mom grounded him for failing his geography exam. According to reports coming out of India, men are taking bold steps to lie about the imaginary assets they have to their imaginary wife to be arranged by their parents in the future, so that they can just use her for sex and unpaid labor without unnecessary hassle. One mathematical whiz among the netizens who prepared and shared a cost benefit analysis of marrying to have sex for the first time and says-' I created this excel spreadsheet because I love math and also, I'm unemployed, so I enjoy projecting my own insecurities onto celebrities who have no idea I exist.' 

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